It went viral weeks ago when an atheist known for insulting
And all good people of the faith took to Facebook to beg in the name of the God he didn’t believed in. It was greeted with a lot of ridiculous posts via walls, tags, mentions etc
Kelly Hassino wrote this moment ago:
My recent ordeal thought me very valuable lessons that I didn’t know before. Such that I often think that if I could turn back the hands of time, I’m certain I wouldn’t do things any different.
First of all, I learnt that Nigerians are the most jealous people on the planet and they can reach the heights of irrationality with their jealousy.
I made a plea for a donation to buy a new phone just after the previous one was stolen and the insults came streaming, but when I announced that I’ve had more than enough already amidst all the hatred they displayed, the narrative changed from, “OK you got the money, good and fine but it wasn’t worth it. You should have endured your lack of a phone. You only make an appeal when it is an emergency, a lost handset is not an emergency”
Just see how bad some fools reason. Anybody who doesn’t know that being cut off from the internet and going offline especially for a long period in today’s world is a critical emergency is a daft and deft punk who needs to be admitted immediately in the intensive care unit of an Indian hospital.
Another person said why should someone that is “broke” be using a phone of 75 thousand!!
My brother first of all, I’m not broke, I’m only out of cash at the moment and it happens to all of us sometimes. Given a month or two at most, I could have bought the phone I needed from my own savings without help but, why deprive myself of something I need when I have friends that have the means and the will to help if I only ask.
I’m an atheist so I don’t believe in any God, I believe in human beings only and human beings are the only God that I see, so just as you’d go to your god in times when you need something and can’t seem to get it on your own, so will I approach human beings when I need something. And seems to me human beings answers prayers faster than “God” lol..
Secondly even if I’m broke, I’m someone with a very high taste when it comes to technological devices and gadgets. Just as certain people who may not be rich can have very high taste in clothing, shoes, jewelries and sometimes even women, so is my high taste for technology, and there is just nothing anyone can do to change that.
Everyone around me knows that Kelvin doesn’t give a damn about clothes and shoes. I can wear anything and I don’t care if it the colours match, but my love for technology is out of this world!! If I had a million naira, I may spend it all on technology. It’s my money. A typical nerd you can call me that. But isn’t it funny that people who could never have contributed anything have the most opinion and say in this matter.
When it does with clothing, shoes, jewelries and sometimes even women, so is my taste for technology, and there is nothing anyone can do to change that. Everyone around me knows that Kelvin doesn’t give a damn about clothes and shoes. I can wear anything and I don’t care if it the colours match, but my love for technology is out of this world!! If I had a million naira, I may spend it all on technology. It’s my money. A typical nerd you can call me that.
But isn’t it funny that people who could never have contributed anything have the most opinion and say in this matter here.
I heard the story of an admit of the popular Facebook group called yabaleft who made an appeal when he lost his phone and in no time, 200k was raised for him which he bought an iPhone with and heaven didn’t fall. So why is mine so different? Is it because I’m an atheist or some people just don’t like me and expect everyone else to hate me and they can’t stand seeing that I’m being shown love by some individuals. Isn’t this the typical case of “enemies of progress”
Let me rub it in your faces again since it that’s you really worked!!
I received a sum of 91k and a promise by some people to send even more in spite knowing I’ve exceeded my budget and bought the phone of my taste in less than a week of making that plea..can you beat that!! Wait wait wait…I’ll give you the breakdown if you’re in doubt.
A Lady whose name I remember not sent 1500
C J Cross Ebuka sent 10k.
Dan Akusobi sent 50k
And my girlfriend Chinaza Shalom sent 30k!
Is that too much for you to handle?? If it is, don’t you think hanging yourself is the best decision at this point in time?? Have you ever seen 91k in your life not to talk of owning it??
And talking about Chinaza, you see, that girl isn’t like the typical Nigerian girl, I understand that I don’t deserve her but she loves me still regardless of all the hate and blackmail!
I saw screenshots she sent me of several people trying to woo her and even discouraging her from dating me when her name came out during the controversy despite trying my best to keep it hidden for so long because I pictured this kind of thing.
All that has come and gone and she loves me more now and our love is stronger than ever!
She would be with me soon and we will fly the world together and I’ll surely have pictures to back it up and to oppress some haters with!!
This is the last time I would post about this.