Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare (SIR A-ONE) Random words on Social Media

Here is a library of some of the lines, replies, posts, comments of Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE on Social Media.
The Blogger cum Pengician uses #SAQ which stands for SIR A-ONE QUOTES on Facebook as a signature to some of his works. Other of his signatures include: #Pengician #Widestforum #CMC
Below are some of the Harsh tags “#SAQ” retrieved at various times. Some are links, and upon a click will redirect you to where you can see the works in full.

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Some testimonies are like LIES. But, dare not doubt the POWER of the CREATOR.

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Stop telling People you have arrived when you’re yet to embark on the journey. Allow humility dwell in you.

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Pengician

If you claim to know more than Bible scholars, professors, doctors etc who are ahead of you; then I see no REASON you should go to school, Felix Odd Ayuk Odd Felix Odd Ayuk
If you preach homosexuality to me again, then is either you will examine your head or probably look for your fellow gay partners.
The way you paint the picture, if you could paint words like that You should teach your teachers and lecturers in School.
I hate to perceive nonsense. If you so much love it, stick to it and don’t force me to buy that useless idea.

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Passenger 1: This bro should know for sure that Chioma Avril was someone’s ex. Don’t make too much noise about it as if you deflowered her.
I dare the ex to post his pictures with her, let this OBO know that there are bloggers that surfed her before him. Let us know the dude who actually enjoyed the meal before this lazy Nigerian Youth (OBO)
Passenger 2: Davido and girlfriend Chioma Avril should do what they like. Money is speaking jareeeeeeee.
Pilot: Thank goodness nobody is talking about it again on social media. The matter has been buried.

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[Part 1]
Facebook will be as quiet as a graveyard, and not as noisy as an ape yard; if not for some creative icons who have carved a very special ID for themselves on this superb blogosphere.
Here is a random LIST of some persons on Facebook who are red-hot for one or two things:
Don Don Al-MalikDon Al-MalikDon Al-Malik
He is a pun master. He can play on words like a literary prof. His originality is what plagiarists should look up to in the journey of life, and stop pasting works without acknowledgement.
Wisdom Isaac
His wisdom is like that of the biblical Solomon. He is known for sarcasm. He can lampoon for Africa. We always have issues via comments. He would always want me to buy his erotic ideas. ***Preparing a special koboko*** not for you, Sir.
Britney Sophia Mark
This Delta pretty damsel can make you go gaga for days with gossip. She’s ready to tear her dress over Facebook *yeyebrities and celebrities. She’s popular with her mantra ‘World People’. When I will see her in Life I will bless the day she descended from the other world to this planet.
Alfred Joseph
He has taken literary works like his Girlfriend. My friend go get yourself a GF.
Cynthia Gentile
She is also known as ‘Her Majesty’. She is a motivational icon. ‘Stay in the Light’ is her mantra.
The LIST will continue another day. This is not a movie or musical video where they will deceive you ‘TO BE CONTINUED’ and you will never see the continuation. Wait a minute, what’s TO BE CONTINUED in a track that’s already completed? These Artistes should answer this.
Like I said, ‘TO BE CONTINUED’ for real.

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Future Wife, you know our children will need the cowbell industry just the same way I will need it right? Leave that Man NOW!

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Don’t judge people by their posts. you want to be a Judge? Go & acquire a Law Degree & work extra.

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RATED 18+
SIR A-ONE, you don’t know how to do anything, even to FU*K self you no sabi.
ME: I don FU*K you before?

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MAN: When I grow up I will be like Emmanuella of Mark Angel Comedy.
GIRL: You’re 75 now, at what age will U grow up?

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Breaking: Senator Melaye Denied Bail, To Spend 38 Days In Police Custody.
ME: Nigeria wants everyone to embrace Cowardice.

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BOY: I can kill for you. You mean so much to me.
GIRL: I don’t need a murderer as a lover. Stay away from Me.

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No matter what you do
People will talk. Just do what you know how to do best and overlook some icons.

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Passion and Money are erotic partners. They should forever stay together.

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ALERT!
DEBTORS pay up now before it’s too late.
4 persons that will get it very HOT with me this month of May.
Before you say I’m being stupid.
Before the whole world see me as a bad person.
Before they will say what they don’t know, Let me drop this.
Here is a list of 4 debtors of mine who will not allow me sleep in peace.
1. You cannot be a debtor for 9 good months and expect me to do nothing about it. You still expect me to always call you, text you and give you constant reminder to pay up my debts? Haba.
2. For 6 months now you have blocked me on Facebook, WhatsApp and I cannot even call you again. You have the guts to block me cos of my constant reminder of the debt you owe me. You feel I don’t know your house? Wait and see.
3. Is now a crime to pay up my debt?
This is 4 months. Each time I come to your house you always give me excuse(s) of your wife and 12 children not getting enough to eat. Wait a minute, did you actually borrow that money with the intention of seeing the other side of me?
4. 3 months. 3 good months of telling me trash. I will not leave that huge amount with you.
I will not disturb any of you again. My next action will BRING embarrassment to you. The aftermath? You will hate me.
Thank goodness, no woman or lady is in the above list. To avoid stories that touch. When a lady is indebted to you, many stories can be concocted against the man. This is Man to Man! Man to Men!
My simplicity should not paint stupidity to anyone.
This month of May? They must pay up my debts. I will hold them in their churches, campuses, houses, streets etc. You can blame Buhari for the bad economy thereafter. Who cares?

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News: God will judge past Nigeria’s leaders, says Buhari.
Me: The judgement will START with You.

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At times you just need to PAUSE, to Think very well. And pick up with MORE determination.

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Did I forget these great personalities today?
NO!
It’s better to be late than the late.
Sorry this birthday wish is coming a little bit late.
Ako
My great Friend and Brother. Ogbe-Udu connect! Enjoy your day.
Daniel
A pastor and a journalist. Shine on.
Sofiat
As you shine on, Please, remember my cake.
Segun
Hope my soft drink is breathing something?
Donna
Should I still send someone to pack the chairs for you?
Johncephas
Don’t stress yourself, someone is on his way to do justice to the dishes for you.
Jey
Don’t call Police for security. The CSO of the community is heading for your house to make sure everything is okay.
Progress
Progress, I’m sending Prosperity and Prosper to your house now. They will keep you company till you’re tired.
Blessing
Blessinggggggggggg, hope you will bless me with something today?
Korie
Hope the DJ is doing a nice job?
I love you all. Have a fabulous celebration.
Happy birthday to you. Cheers.

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Things that exasperate me:
•Praising Buhari •A debtor threatening me •Calling me ‘brother’ when you’re my Crush

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I don’t trust Buhari and APC.
Don’t ask Me WHY.
Happy New Month.

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No one can give you that joy you so much desire. Look inward. But don’t despise good Friends.

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GIRL: Can you die for me?
BOY: No! No sinner should die for a fellow sinner. The death of Christ is enough for us.
Prince Friday & Eruemuare Friday will not destroy me with wicked stories.

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7 Things that can actually Kill you before your precious time as a Nigerian
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Did you know as a Nigerian many things can actually cut your life short?
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Here are 7 Things that can actually Kill you before your precious time as a Nigerian:
1. Ethnic crisis.
2. Religious crisis.
3. Regional violence.
4. Supporting Buhari.
5. Trying to please people on Social Media.
6. Boko Haram.
7. Fulani Herdsmen.

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Last Saturday of the Month
•Come out for Sanitation.
•Clean up your mental faculty and reason like a Human.

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Facebook just used my HEAD.
I REPLIED to some STORIES & it went into People’s INBOX. Stories only last 24hours. Got this one today

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My MUSE is my Crush. I have never set eyes on HER since I came to this Planet. But She’s the BEST Life has to offer.

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When did this become a CURSE ‘Get out of here, You Buhari; Nigeria’s current President!’

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Understand the meaning of a post before you SHOOT yourself in the LEG. ITK/IKTM is a killer disease.

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Why blame the teacher or lecturer, when U hardly spend 1 hour with Ur books daily?
>Facebook KILL U there.

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People will choose what to believe.
Don’t kill yourself in trying to explain some concept(s).

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“I saw eczema on her face, and when I asked she said she recently changed soap. I decided to give it a try 2 months ago. I have changed soap 4 times, and still can’t find eczema on my Face.
Could this be:
•Skin
•Lies?”

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Even if you must discourage someone, try to encourage first. Don’t be the invisible super icon. No one is perfect.

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Sex is not FOOD!
Think less about it and SEE how FRUITFUL you will become in LIFE.

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8 years ago I met Jodekss Gloatkenf
Jodekss Gloatkenf Jodekss Gloatkenf on Facebook. I noticed many things about him. To further clear my doubts, I met him one-on-one at Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU), Ile-Ife, yesterday (13.04.2018). I have met over 14 of my Facebook friends one-on-one. I have met
Macpherson Okpara ,
Uzoma Divine,
Richy Alzy Alzy ,
Sk Nwaejie Sk Nwaejie (SK De Genius),
Uzo Nwamara ,
Ajiri-Oghene J. OrehAjiri-Oghene J. OrehAjiri-Oghene J. Oreh Ajiri-Oghene J. OrehAjiri-Oghene J. Oreh Oreh,
Prevail Ifèachi (Lucky)
and many others time will not permit me to mention.
One thing that is always common with my Facebook friends is that humble spirit that possessed them all when I get to see them in the physical world. They are so accommodating.
Some appeared to be arrogant on Facebook, but in real Life they are humility personified.
For those I am yet to see, I will see you soon.
For those I have seen, so much love.
People are REAL on the blogosphere and in the physical world.
Dare to be different in all you do now and always.
The assignment was more than completed at OAU. Some things are better left unsaid for the now.
To God be the glory.

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If you disagree with me today I cannot Block or Unfriend you, I don’t expect you to see from my point of view always.

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PLAGIARISM is a CRIME. It’s STEALING! Judge This with your right frame of mind.
•One post! 7 Authors!
This is the post
“What is the citizenship of a baby born on an airplane?”
January 24 at 10:19pm >>> BoardingArea made the post.
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>>> Green9ja made the same post on January 27 at 7:50pm.
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While on January 28 at 11.17 am
>>> Yvonne Onaibe posted this on Rant HQ group.
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>>> Famule Ayomide posted same thing on the group: OAU GREAT IFE STUDENTS AND ASPIRANTS PLA⇭FORM on January 27 at 8:02pm.
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January 28 at 12:01am >>> Kenny Chuks posted same content on the group: IGBO PLANET.
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Saw this same post on >>> James Muffy Ahams’ wall on February 5th @ 3.37pm.
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>>> Gabriel Tolulope Sui-Generis made the same post 3 hours ago (April 10)
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•Who do you THINK actually owns the POST judging from DATE and TIME of the said POST?
PS: Posting what someone else has posted is not a CRIME when you acknowledged the owner. It becomes a CRIME called PLAGIARISM when you failed to acknowledge the owner.
How would you feel if armed robbers should take away your belongings?
Those who steal POSTS are INTELLECTUAL armed robbers.

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Money is the Answer to Everything
Ecclesiastes 10:19
You can ask your pastor, if money or prayer is the answer to everything!
See how different Bible Versions put it
Amplified Bible
[Instead of repairing the breaches, the officials] make a feast for laughter, serve wine to cheer life, and [depend on tax] money to answer for all of it.
New International Version
A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything.
New Living Translation
A party gives laughter, wine gives happiness, and money gives everything!
English Standard Version
Bread is made for laughter, and wine gladdens life, and money answers everything.
New American Standard Bible
Men prepare a meal for enjoyment, and wine makes life merry, and money is the answer to everything.
King James Bible
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things .
Christian Standard Bible
A feast is prepared for laughter, and wine makes life happy, and money is the answer for everything.
Contemporary English Version
Eating and drinking make you feel happy, and money can buy everything you need.
Good News Translation
Feasting makes you happy and wine cheers you up, but you can’t have either without money.
Holman Christian Standard Bible
A feast is prepared for laughter, and wine makes life happy, and money is the answer for everything.
International Standard Version
Festivals are for laughter, wine makes life pleasant, and money speaks to everything.
NET Bible
Feasts are made for laughter, and wine makes life merry, but money is the answer for everything.
New Heart English Bible
A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes the life glad; and money is the answer for all things.
GOD’S WORD® Translation
A meal is made for laughter, and wine makes life pleasant, but money is the answer for everything.
JPS Tanakh 1917
A feast is made for laughter, And wine maketh glad the life; And money answereth all things.
New American Standard 1977
Men prepare a meal for enjoyment, and wine makes life merry, and money is the answer to everything.
Jubilee Bible 2000
The banquet is made for pleasure, and wine makes merry; but money answers all things.
King James 2000 Bible
A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes merry: but money answers all things.
American King James Version
A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes merry: but money answers all things.
American Standard Version
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh glad the life; and money answereth all things.
Douay-Rheims Bible
For laughter they make bread, and wine that the living may feast: and all things obey money.
Darby Bible Translation
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh life merry; but money answereth everything.
English Revised Version
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh glad the life: and money answereth all things.
Webster’s Bible Translation
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.
World English Bible
A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes the life glad; and money is the answer for all things.
Young’s Literal Translation
For mirth they are making a feast, And wine maketh life joyful, And the silver answereth with all.
~BibleHub
>>>Inspired by MAY VILLE
>>>Photo: All Saints Catholic Church, Rumuosi, PortHarcourt.
|| I know prayers and fasting(s) are very important, but MONEY is like a COMMANDER in Chief ||
***Sips Kunu and Zobo together***

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What constantly gives you JOY can automatically become a source of your sadness. Choose your Friends wisely.

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Top 5 On-Air Personalities (OAP) on Facebook in no order
1. Oghenero Oghenero Genza Genza
2. Robinson Akpu
3. Amb Akas Baba
4. Naomi Naomi Ish-babyNaomi Ish-babyNaomi Ish-baby
5. Derek Ochuko Omiragwa
Note: Your friends on Facebook are not my friends. So whenever I make any LIST, don’t always kill yourself over it.
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The National Universities Commission (NUC) should stop ranking some Universities in Nigeria.
You will know that some Universities are useless when you order for your Transcript.

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Social Media is like politics, no permanent friends and enemies. I might make a post that will make us friends today, and tomorrow I will put up a post that can actually doctor me into that enemy of yours. Be patient a little, unfriend and block buttons are not there for the most short-tempered. A reasonable person can put up a silly post at times, but it doesn’t mean he/she is stupid. Don’t blame that person, blame the MUSE that pushed the person. Think beyond some posts at times and move on with your beautiful life.

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Top 10 bloggers on Facebook I can call Super Bloggers, in no order
•Talk down on me,
•Look down on me,
•Look up to me etc
I will not stop doing what I know is GOOD!
Do your thing while I do mine. We are not in a competition.
N.B: Don’t let anyone intimidate you on earth, no LIST is comprehensive.
•One day, I will produce a LIST that will make my worst enemy come begging for a one-night stand. Laugh out my lungs.
Below are 10 super bloggers on Facebook:
1. Seun Osewa
2. Linda Ikeji
3. Makinde Azeez
4. Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare (SIR A-ONE)
5. Donatus Don Enubuzor
6. Godswill Zeky
7. Jodekss Gloatkenf Jodekss Gloatkenf
Jodekss Gloatkenf
8. Felix Odd Ayuk Odd Felix Odd Ayuk
9. Adjekpagbon Mudiaga
9. Igweze Paul
10. Aze Michael
If you cannot find your name here as a blogger it means:
A. We have not done any blogging business together.
B. Omission.
Apologies.
N.B: About 2 persons from the above list are no longer active Facebook users. They opt in for Instagram and Snapchat.

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Brief biographies of Top 15 Literature Lovers on Facebook in no order

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The month of March is a special month for me. I came to this planet in November, but I cherished the month of March like no other. March 2016, I lofted
www.pengician.com into orbit.
March 2017, I put www.widestforum.com into orbit.
both websites are doing massively well.
I deeply appreciate each and everyone thus far for their encouragements.
I love you all now and always.

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Time changes everyone, except Buhari.

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When you need it the MOST, check out the WALLS of these icons:
Are you looking for ironical posts from the creative Shrine?
Check Pa Ikhide
Do you have flair for Literature? Run to
Macpherson Okpara
You can actually see funny works at
Britney Sophia Mark
Decent criticism? See Fadilat Idris
If you want to see a Buhari diehard Fan? Meet Chrisrian Ebhote
If you’re looking for where to see the A-Z of Urhobo Culture and Language? Hit the wall of Moses Darah
Do you want to laugh away your sorrow from stolen posts, check Ikolomi McOracle
Do you want to read pure poetry from a Literary Shrine? See Stefn Sylvester Anyatonwu
For logos and graphical display? Check
Ejeke Tome Oruaro
Are you looking for someone who is not comfortable with the evil befalling people all in the name of bad government? See Clement Dase
Have you seen an *inkful icon? Check
Itodo Samuel Anthony a.k.a Pope
PS: If you cannot find what I have mentioned above in any of these walls, then CHANGE (APC) has really affected them.
If I have said what cannot be found on your wall, forgive me. The only thing that’s constant in Life is Change. You might have changed without my notice.

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Whether
Your mouth smells like Hausa quarter in Warri
You’re so clueless like Buhari
You’re controversial like FFK
One sided like Reno Omokri
So confused like Nigeria’s Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed
So bloodthirsty like Boko Haram
So mortify like some Atheists
So obtuse like some Christians
So extreme like some Muslims
So careless with words like the 45th U.S president, Donald Trump
Be rest assured that we all have our deficiencies in the journey of Life.
No one is perfect.

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Arhiyor Applauds Monarch Over Ibori’s Traditional Title
By Eruemuare Andrew Goodnews
The most talked about icon for the Delta State House of Assembly (DTHA), Uvwie constituency, under the platform of the Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP) come 2019, Chief Francis Omochovwen Arhiyor has applauded the Pere of Akugbene-Mein Kingdom, HRM. S.P. Luke JP, Pere Kalanama VIII over the traditional title on the former Governor of Delta State, Chief James Onanefe Ibori as the Izonfini-Owei (The one who opened up Ijaw land) of his kingdom.
In a telephone interaction with Pengician, Chief Arhiyor in a very joyful manner congratulated the former Governor of Delta State, an Elder Statesman, His Excellency, Chief James Onanefe Ibori also known as the Odidigborigbo of the Universe for adding another title to his good cap as the Izonfini-Owei of Akugbene Mein Kingdom in appreciation of his administration’s construction of Bomadi bridge linking the many communities in Ijaw nation.
Chief Arhiyor described Chief Ibori as a living legend whose contributions to Delta State politics and development cannot be overlooked. “The old and young are aware of his immense contributions to making Delta State what it is today. I am happy for him. Ose (Father) more grace.”
It is no doubt that Chief Ibori’s efforts in revamping many areas in Delta State can never be overemphasised. From 1999—2007, the Odidigborigbo of the whole Universe dominated the social, political and economic landscape of Delta State with giant strides, building monuments which traversed the State irrespective of senatorial districts.
Chief Ibori deserved international awards for the construction of multiple bridges in Bomadi across the Forcados river; the Ughoton-Omadino, Trans Warri-Ode-Itsekiri in Warri South LGA; Ase River, off River Niger in Ndokwa East LGA and the popular Agbada Olomu in Okpare, Ughelli South LGA.
Chief Ibori is a man who has been after development in every area. This new chieftaincy title did not come as a surprise.

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Did you know there are DEMONS on WhatsApp that will never make a post until you make one in a group for them to just cover that your post without responding to any post on the group day in day out?

Now you know.

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  1. She’s married and she still calls me ‘My LORD’. In order to break the Husband’s heart the more, I call her ‘Swerie’.
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    Everyone is important! Some are the back covers, while others are the contents.
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    At times all you need is to sit back and calculate how far you have gone, forget the pains of yesteryears. MOVE on.
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    Create time for yourself! That quiet time will open the eyes of your understanding. Don’t be too busy.
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    Love your profession with passion! If you don’t love it, no one else will.
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    The joy of doing what you know how to do best will take you places. Be creative. Be determined more than ever before.
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    Be WISE on Social Media!
    Else, you will lose your Husband/Wife/
    BF/GF.
    Forget about the sweet names here & there.
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    •Don’t FIGHT on Social Media
    •Some persons have nothing to lose.
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    Since no man is an island
    •Learn how to associate with the right people.
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    Consistency is the Key. Innovation & Creativity are the garments of the finest silk.

  2. FOCUS will be there!
    Elements of attractive distractions will still be there. Make yourself HAPPY!
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    The man commenting erotic lines on my future wife’s statuses on Facebook
    BE WARNED! She will soon be mine.
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    Since it’s social media
    •Many will claim to be what they are not.
    •What a beautiful World
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    Few shits that trend!
    Some are still trending!
    •Sex doll(s)
    •Snake swallowed N30M
    •Jacob Zuma’s resignation
    •Robert Mugabe’s unnoticed birthday by Zimbabweans
    •Monkeys swallowed N70M
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    You have 24 hours like every other person. Choose to make good use of it or have YOURSELF to blame.
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    Be REAL!
    Your poster says: Proudly sponsored by MTN, Airtel & Glo.
    Why are You still calling for more sponsors?
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    People who run from one business to another every now and then, I wonder what your goals are.
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    The things you take for granted are the same things your peers will dominate you with in Life.
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    It might not be bringing too much money for now… Concentrate. Focus. Be Determined. You will make it big.
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    “Until you go to some places in Africa where your phone will keep ‘searching’ for network for days, you will never appreciate the crippled 3G you’re using.”
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    Do it with passion. Money will COME with time. But when you allow the money to open the introduction, You might not like it.
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    I can never be ungrateful, no matter the situation and circumstance!
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    >You’re a keke rider
    >You were rescued when your tricycle developed a technical fault by an Okada man (motorcycle rider)
    >Three days later, you started insulting pastors of defrauding members via tithe
    >Dear, all your offerings and tithe put together cannot buy good fuel for the pastor’s jeep. It cannot even provide one day packing space for his private jet at the Airport.
    •Just don’t know why people make a lot of noise about tithe.
    Who forced you to pay?
    >>>Come and talk nonsense here and receive the blasting of your Life.
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    If you don’t have the time to work on yourself
    You will live to always regret it later in Life.
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    Everyone is a STAR!
    But some shine brighter than others. Don’t kill yourself over anyone.
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    The joy of witnessing those things U dreamt about when U were much younger coming to pass is like the joy of winning an election.
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    I’m most grateful to the creator of the universe for
    my friends (online & offline).
    A fabulous day to each & everyone.
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    Even when you have the wisdom of SOLOMON and ROBERT MUGABE
    You will still make MISTAKES. No perfect one here. Be humble.
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    If you must listen to everyone in the journey of Life
    >You will NEVER go FAR! Listen to your Heart and few Persons.
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    You cannot please the whole World.
    Just try your best possible to be happy in all.
    Don’t be too noisy.
    Maintain a low profile of existence.
    There is nothing NEW here on this planet of ours.
    Be the best you can anytime, any day, anywhere.
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    Believe it or not, you can’t pour out everything in your heart on Facebook.
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    Keep laughing at people’s predicament_
    You don’t know tomorrow.
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    One icon: 5 different birth certificates/
    affidavit(s). Don’t complain about our Leaders.
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    “Foolish man/woman calls SIN enjoyment. And a nincompoop will always feel like a King/Queen on top Nothing.”
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    Confront that situation and circumstance. Don’t complain. You’re not the 1st. You will not be the last.

  3. OKPETUBESION SCHOOL OF THOUGHT:
    •Ugly boys/girls upload more photos on Facebook.
    Me: Still thinking.
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    You know the road you’re trekking in Life. Focus on it. Avoid attractive distractions, no matter the situation and circumstance.
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    It’s not always about the job. Think about the passion, dedication and innovation. Don’t be stupid over nothing by trying to outsmart yourself. Humility pays.
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    Student: I can’t spend an hour with my books_
    Teacher: But you can spend 4 hours uninterrupted on Facebook. Bright future.
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    No success comes with ease. If you’re not determined, forget it.
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    Sincere thanks to all our monthly and quarterly subscribers.
    We acknowledged our readers, contributors, administrators, advertisers, critics etc. Without you, we are nothing! You have been there since March, 2016. And you have supported us even as we gave birth to a bouncing website (forum) ‘WIDESTFORUM’ in March 2017.
    From PENGICIAN & WIDESTFORUM, we say a very big thank you.
    Remain blessed now and always.
    >>>
    Some persons are below what you see here. While others are above what they appear on Social Media.
    >>>
    You can spend 4 hours uninterrupted on Facebook, but you cannot give your wife/husband/children/BF/GF 1 hour per day.
    You really think You’re punishing me?
    >>>
    The same people who are underrating you today, will be the same people that will overrate you tomorrow. Just keep doing what you know how to do best with a little bit of creativity and innovation.
    >>>
    Don’t bring familiarity into BUSINESS! Business should be treated as one.
    >>>
    No excuse whatsoever will make a man to hit his GF/Wife.
    >>>
    Is Ur profile/
    biography, poem, article, business, advert, interview, research etc on PENGICIAN? If yes, THANKS. But, if NO; inbox.
    >>>
    Don’t READ only HEADLINES and argue RUBBISH on Social Media. Take •Fertilizer to grow UP!
    >>>
    OKPETUBESION SCHOOL OF THOUGHT:
    •Ugly boys/girls upload more photos on Facebook.
    Me: Still thinking.
    >>>
    You know the road you’re trekking in Life. Focus on it. Avoid attractive distractions, no matter the situation and circumstance.
    >>>
    It’s not always about the job. Think about the passion, dedication and innovation. Don’t be stupid over nothing by trying to outsmart yourself. Humility pays.
    >>>
    When someone will not stop becoming a BONE in your Throat all the time_
    BLOCK him/her on Facebook, WhatsApp and block all his/her incoming calls and text messages.
    Thereafter, he/she can send her village people to monitor you. Who cares?
    Nonsense!
    Life is too short to be accommodating people who only bring misery.
    >>>
    Dear autocorrect, Don’t always correct WARRI as ‘warriors’. Don’t you have respect for Warri the capital of the World?

  4. Don’t claim to be PERFECT when trying to dish out a piece of advice. Situations & circumstances might dance with You someday.
    >>>
    You must not do it because others are doing it. You’re not in Life’s race with anyone, but with self. Learn to be a better person.
    >>>
    The FUTURE is far better than the present. You don’t need a prophet on this if you work towards it with passion.
    >>>
    LAST WORD ON THE SEXUAL ASSAULT
    The issue was not brought forth for the purpose of commiseration, Dear Heaters. So stop talking trash by proving that a lady cannot sexually assault a male.
    Sympathy don’t bring Food on the table!
    A little digression.
    Warri breed like Me are sometimes called ‘Children of Anger’ (COA). If you know Ekpan in Warri and Ekrodogun in Ogbe-Udu, you will know that my simplicity at times is just like an irony cos the above places will teach you to be rough and tough throughout your lifetime. I don’t smoke, drink, play bet, watch football matches or even read football news.
    I have my reasons. As an undergraduate back then I was called a chicken hearted fellow cos I don’t do things many self-acclaimed ‘hard men’ tend to do.
    Is not that I don’t get angry, I do. But when the real anger comes, is better you run for your dear life. I might not be strong, but we can fight that fight for days anywhere we meet. That was what St. Vincent College, Okwagbe taught me back then. But not anymore. I can get angry and within seconds forget about it for life.
    His grace overshadowed my anger in the recent past beyond my imagination. The matter was not taken to the Police. The Court as well will not have a reason to adjourn the matter here and there by delaying justice and making one forget about his priorities and stick to court case(s).
    A second degree is just around the corner. Priorities should be set aright.
    Those who came to my inbox for advice, you’re more than precious to me.
    The constructive comments from friends were superb.
    How about the destructive comments from doubting Thomas’s? I was not begging anyone to believe. Let your conscience judge you, if you have one. Pray that such ferocious sexual assault don’t befall you, your wife, children and family members.
    You might not have an idea of what sexual assault trauma is, until you have your child or you find yourself in it. Like I said, the recent past has been the 3rd time I will be getting sexual assault from females.
    Enough of such evil attempts. I vowed not to injure or lay hands on any female for any reason, but I might be tempted to send someone to the Hospital for months if anyone wants to eat what belongs to my future wife by force. If you must do it with me it must be on a mutual agreement, else, the child of anger will deal with you like a wounded Lion.
    No pompousity intended. And no one is claiming to be extra-special here.
    My longtime mutual dealings with the boyfriend, and advice from good people will not push me to do otherwise.
    I have people ahead of me I listen to. I don’t want to have a stone heart. Your ability to control your anger makes you different from an animal.
    Seeking for justice on this one was a priority to me till I was made to think otherwise.
    ¶¶¶¶¶
    The audios and photographs are all intact. Those doubting Thomas’s can really get on someone’s nerve.
    ¶¶¶¶¶
    What will you gain when you pay deaf ears to people who say to you ‘Forgive And Forget’?
    I was not brought up to always dance to the rhythm of any drum.
    A word is enough for the wise.
    Doing everything people prompt you to do will not always bring good result(s).
    Case closed.
    ¶¶¶¶¶
    I really detest sympathy. I hate to hear the words ‘sorry, kpele, no vex, my condolence’ etc. No wonder I didn’t bring up the death of my father on social media. Even when I lost my Head Christian who taught me many things in life, I didn’t bring it on social media. My grandmother who adores me like a next of kin passed on and I didn’t bring it on social media. After their deaths and funerals I didn’t even bother to bring it to social media. I hate it when some halfwit will grin on you as if you stole from them. || Who sympathy don put money for him bank account? ||
    This fran fruited of a nincompoop (ogwogwoekpa-ojevwaro) who jumped on the comment box to say no woman can sexually assault a man. And that I was framing up a story. I leave you to your maker. Sir, you know yourself. I will not mention your name.
    @ALL, have a fruitful day ahead.

  5. Who witnessed when ADAM & EVE got married?
    >>>
    Don’t take anyone for granted. You cannot dictate the tune of the drum of Life at times.
    >>>
    Why is HELPING the opposite sex usually misunderstood?
    >>>
    Be mindful of how you treat people today, you have no idea of tomorrow. Be reasonable in all your dealings.
    >>>
    Your MIND is the powerhouse/engine room, forfend it with all you can.
    >>>
    If you’re awake by this TIME 3.01am
    it means WE are almost a common nuisance.
    >>>
    God spoke to SAUL in what Language?
    >>>
    ABUJA versus LAGOS discussion:
    Even those staying with their parents are still TALKING. Smelling substance.
    >>>
    Be SINCERE, why do you always come online?
    >>>
    How to become a successful THIEF or
    purloiner in Nigeria, Join APC & You’re covered.
    >>>
    Nigeria is most populated black nation on Earth. Dear Lord God, why didn’t you mention NIGERIA in the Bible?
    >>>
    Jesus Christ spoke ……….. Language
    >>>
    People can motivate you, but dare to MOTIVATE yourself. You can make it if you work towards it with gargantuan passion.
    >>>
    Don’t PRETEND to be what you’re not. I know Social Media is becoming SOMETHING else.
    >>>
    The love of a mother and that of a wife are inimitable and matchless in every sense of it. Shout out to every woman.
    >>>
    Dis on unprofound icons [Part 1]
    Why accept discouragements from People who couldn’t manage their marriages?
    Tell me why you should listen to a school dropout who continually blast students, teachers, lecturers? Did you ask him/her to face rustication from that institution? Why vent your anger on us daily on social media?
    You failed woefully in music, it’s now your occupation to dis and abuse our up and coming artistes daily on social networks. Continue. Is either I will arrange a fried thunder for you to eat or_
    You were warned on the excessive uploads of her pictures on your timeline. You were like a deaf and dumb icon back then. She has left you for another guy, and all you do every now and then is to brickbat lovers, my dear you need deliverance from white garment church members with koboko.
    ‘Facebook is a leveller’ with this phrase from the pit of hell, you cast aspersions on your elders on Facebook and other social networks; no qualms at all… Continue to eat from the pot of your stupidity. Dare not call me to join you in this meal.
    You’re an atheist who cannot write on any other topic, you just derive joy to slight Christians… Don’t feel you’re the boss. If we end some of the abuses online and focus our energies on better things, we might make the world a better place.
    You’re married, you keep threatening bachelors and spinsters that marriage is hard… || You feel say Na me you dey deceive? *Eranvwe Agwa. ||
    Did you see that marriage appeared twice on this dis?
    The list is too long for me to handle in one day.
    TO BE CONTINUED.
    >>>
    Every HEART is like a Federal High Way Patrol, it can sometimes drive aimlessly.
    >>>
    Don’t claim to be PERFECT when trying to dish out a piece of advice. Situations & circumstances might dance with U someday.
    >>>
    You must not do it because others are doing it. U’re not in Life’s race with anyone, but with self. Learn to be a better person.
    >>>
    The FUTURE is far better than the present. You don’t need a prophet on this if you work towards it with passion.

  6. To a Friend Chukwukwe Eugenia Adaku
    Eugenia Adaku who WANTS to DIE!
    I need to write you in the hard way. All my soft efforts at encouraging you have almost proved abortive.
    You said you want to die, right?
    Taking rat poison and mixing pills can’t be enough for a fast death.
    Have you heard of someone taking his/life with a rope?
    Buying rat poison and mixing pills will always cost you money.
    There are several ways to kill yourself FREE of charge.
    Go to a busy road and jump into a fast moving vehicle. Or go to Niger bridge and jump into the deep water. Stab your throat. Stab your stomach. Look for a sharp knife and slit your throat after you might have tie wrapper across your mouth so that no noise of your groaning would be heard by the public.
    When will you come to your senses, that Life is not fair?
    When will you be serious with your life?
    For how long will you keep threatening me that you want to die?
    Are you the first to face Life’s challenges?
    Did you know that I have not even set eyes on you before?
    Your writing Muse brought us closer online and I was glad when we started getting along creatively.
    You got the opportunity to go to the University, now you’re at finals; you have come to the conclusion that you want to take your life.
    What happened to your faith?
    Were is your courage?
    You’re a motivational writer and romance writer, were is your motivation?
    What have you been motivating people about all along?
    I think you’re indirectly saying your parents made a mistake by bringing you to this planet.
    How about people without their parents alive, yet struggled to make it through the universities (first degrees), masters and Ph.D’s?
    Please, don’t threaten me with your death again. I have tried my best to encourage you privately, but since it all fell into deaf ears; I have decided to bring it to the public.
    You actually took rat poison to take your own life?
    Adaku, do you really want to die?

  7. NO CAPTION, PLEASE DO IF YOU HAVE ANY REASONABLE CAPTION!
    No dey worry like Ekpan fly – Advice
    Over sabi – Slay Queen
    Yeyebrity – Feleb (Facebook Celebrity)
    Buhari na messiah – Hailers
    Open that door – Feminists
    When you don marry if you sleep outside, you go sick, die or your children go die as a woman – Urhobo
    Tell am say I no dey House – Debtors
    I no go like, comment or share him post – Monitoring Spirits
    No body create this earth. Na so the thing just be from the beginning – Atheists
    Kill am if him no believe. Him na infidel – Extremists
    Hijab when you laugh so you go hear am – MURIC
    I don make Yoruba people proud small – Buhari
    I go soon make Ojukwu get one award make I buy the Igbos – Buhari.
    YOU CAN ADD TO THE LIST IF YOU GET WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY.
    >>>
    When you don’t roll or mingle with the hood guys, they will brand you a YAHOO Boy.
    >>>
    What is Port Harcourt Marriage?
    It is not everything brother # Google will tell you. You know some from interactions. Others from situations and circumstances.
    Let’s know who will give the best answer.
    >>>
    As a Man, your Mother, Wife & Children should receive the best of care; not a side chick.
    >>>
    PHCN, NPF, Judiciary, NN, NA, NAF, NCAA etc.
    Which is the most corrupt sector in Nigeria?
    >>>
    Rated 18+!
    Put your brain to work!
    Is there some form of deficiency in the African language? ‘Sperm/
    Spermatozoon’ in my language Urhobo is ‘Ame-oma’ translated as ‘water of the body’.
    I think something is wrong here. Water of the body?
    If you sustain an injury, after sometime you will observe something like water coming out after the blood might have gushed out. Can the Urhobo language equally refer to it as water of the body?
    In your own language, how do you call ‘Sperm/Spermatozoon’, and what’s the translation?
    >>>
    Delta State University (DELSU), Abraka rusticates 6 Departmental Presidents
    >>>
    Welcome to Facebook
    Where EVERYONE is perfect. Sex maniac becomes a Virgin, a dullard craftily steal works & becomes intelligent.
    >>>
    6 ways you can actually dig your own GRAVE on Facebook.
    >>>
    There are people you should not fight! Forget the LIES you were told that Facebook is a leveller.
    >>>
    Don’t feel You know it ALL. Ask intelligent questions every now & then.
    >>>
    Dibia: Feeling horny is demonic.
    Akpos: The gods are MAD! They are backward in their thinking.
    >>>
    Do you want to BUY & SELL
    Facebook GROUPS or PAGES?
    Kindly INBOX Me.
    >>>
    Facebook should review why a GROUP owner cannot make a FOLLOWER an •Administrator or a •Moderator.
    It become so sad when You cannot make a FOLLOWER
    •Admin
    •Editor
    •Moderator
    •Advertiser
    •Analyst
    on a PAGE.
    The provision is for only 5,000 friends. And followership is unlimited.
    If it pleases the management of Facebook, FRIENDS & FOLLOWERS should have the same role on our profile(s). What if my future wife is not even my Friend on Facebook and I want to make her a Moderator on a Page later on in the journey of Life?
    >>>
    This is NIGERIA, dare to be OUTSPOKEN & they will CRUSH You.
    >>>
    If you want to be somebody
    Face your book(s) and not Facebook.
    >>>
    Before you make any post or upload
    Something must come to your mind. I mean people who think before posting &not plagiarists.
    >>>
    One DAY a Writer will become Nigeria’s President. Writers & literary promoters will smile ever after.
    >>>
    People with Dark Minds!
    Is this FUN or MADNESS?
    Why will a married man be having ‘Single’ on his profile?
    Why will a married woman be having ‘Divorced’ on her profile?
    Why hide your TRUE identity on Social Media?
    People will relate with you despite your marital status(es).
    Some icons can LIE on their Facebook profiles. Single, In a Relationship, Married, Divorced, Open Relationships, Complicated etc.
    Anyway, I don’t know about you. I only know about myself.
    I’m SINGLE.
    >>>
    Websites, Cars, Women
    take more money & care to maintain.
    >>>
    So FATHERS celebrated Fathers Day Today in Church. Today was suppose to be CHILDREN’s day, but it was diplomatically slated for Fathers’ day celebration.
    4 hours into the Mass, no hope of RICE coming. Of course, food cannot come when the mass is in progress. Rev. Father had to intervene. He concluded the Mass for the activities to continue right inside the Church and for the Blessed Sacrament to be removed for drinks and food to be served. Mass finally came to an end.
    Another hour gone, no sight of food and drinks. Impatient People started departing the Church for their houses and other engagements. I said to myself I must eat before I depart God’s house today.
    I sat quietly while waiting for food, drinks and water. If I cannot eat and enjoy myself in my Father’s House, where can I ever do so? In club houses? No way. ***We go run the matter for Church today***
    My pew was left with only me on it.
    I sat quietly and was just thinking about my stomach. Took tea as breakfast. But at 2.33pm, the stomach need something for lunch.
    ***Bodi no bi firewood. Call me longer throat. No wahala.***
    I waited for the program to end so that I can go home and eat something. But something told me to eat in my Father’s house before I leave.
    I sat patiently like a little kid. After all today is Children’s day, despite the fathers who hijacked it.
    In short, I don’t want to complete the story again.
    I ate to my fill and returned home.
    Since dad danced with his ancestors 2011, I decided to call my sweet Mom and tease her a little like my girlfriend over the phone.
    There might be no lesson in this post, but I ate in the house of God.
    You can come and beat me, if you know where I stay in PortHarcourt. I am at home.
    Happy Children’s Day!
    Happy Sunday!
    Happy You!
    Happy Me.
    >>>

  8. Wazobiamax Tv, STOP promoting sexual immorality!
    I don’t know what Wazobiamaxph TV hope to achieve by showing this movie ‘Kokoma’ on daily basis.
    1. The gateman is having an affair with the house help (Kokoma).
    2. Boss is having extramarital affairs with the same house help (Kokoma).
    3. Boss’ son is sleeping with the same house help (Kokoma).
    —–
    —–
    4. The naive girl (Kokoma) is not even aware of the rightful owner of the baby she is carrying in her womb, because she sleeps with all the men in the house (Boss, Son & Gateman) without protection.
    She sees it as an opportunity to extort the Boss with the gateman.
    5. Boss’ only daughter is pregnant for the same gateman.
    —-
    —-
    6. Boss’ daughter is unnecessarily angry with the elder brother for sleeping around with Kokoma. But, she sees nothing wrong in sleeping with the gateman.
    —-
    —-
    ¶¶¶¶¶
    The other day I overheard a little boy “Make dem bring light (power) quick make I watch Kokoma. I dey like the tin wen Oga pickin, gateman and Oga dey do with Kokoma.”
    —-
    —-
    I can see little comic relief in the movie, but the legover and excessive rumpy-pumpy in the movie is not something we ought to promote.
    There are children here and there watching this Tv station in PortHarcourt and its environs for goodness sake.
    Is there no other movie for Wazobiamax Tv to air to PortHarcourt people?
    Must this movie which is centered on sexual immorality be air daily by Wazobiamax Tv?
    No hard feelings.
    Criticism is not a sin.
    >>>
    Allow your HEART to see things at times. Don’t bother the EYES in some situations and circumstances.
    >>>
    When did U change your 1ST profile picture on Facebook? Mine was on 26 November 2009. I have SOMETHING for the oldest DP.
    >>>
    The noisiest on Social Media are the feminists & atheists.
    Which group of noise makers do you know?
    >>>

  9. No matter what you do, People perceive things differently. Just LIVE your Life & dare not waste time to please humans.
    >>>
    I can only look back and smile happily ever after. The trip of Life is still in progress. A lot of friends have come and gone. But the script of Life is being followed to the bone without regrets.
    2003 (15) years ago.
    >>>
    Rustication of 6 departmental presidents was an ERROR! – DELSU
    >>>
    What is Port Harcourt Marriage?
    It is not everything brother # Google will tell you. You know some from interactions. Others from situations and circumstances.
    Let’s know who will give the best answer.
    >>>
    When you don’t roll or mingle with the hood guys, they will brand you a YAHOO Boy.
    >>>
    People should better stop this madness on opening of door. I drove you in my brother’s car & you still want Me to open door for You.
    >>>
    10 set of persons who deserve my maximum attention on Social Media.
    >>>
    Some HARD lessons are better for the Soul. Don’t lament. Be the best you can anytime, any day, anywhere.
    >>>
    You have been flaunting her PHOTOGRAPHS on Social Media for the past 6 years now. Is 1st degree not 4 years?
    >>>

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