“My wife asked me for her birthday gift, she demanded a gift that will last for the year 2018.
I gave her a 2018 calendar.”
“Some African girls are cousins of satan, you will meet a girl in a taxi speak with her buy her Lays chips then exchange numbers and she will save your number as ‘Taxi Lays chips'”
“After chowing his money with no mercy and when he wants to chow you will be like “babe please wear a condom”.
Ah my sister did you wear gloves when he was giving you money?”
Robert Mugabe Quotes