Girl: I think I am pregnant.
Boy: Thought you said you were still a virgin?
Girl: Yes, I am still a virgin. But I have missed my period two good months now.
Boy: If you’re a virgin, you don’t need to worry about it. You cannot be pregnant if you have not slept with a man.
Girl: I know what I am saying. I keep seeing snails in my dream. And I keep sucking oranges in my dream as well.
I know I am pregnant.
Boy: For who then?
Girl: For you.
Girl: You’re responsible. Don’t even dare deny it. Remember the last time you kissed Me. You forced a lot of your saliva into my mouth. I know this baby is yours.
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