“Africans, the way we are jealous of each other, even if you show up in a helicopter, someone will say, “But its not the latest one”
“Ladies, when you want to cook for your IN-LAWS especially for the first time, you’ll hear a voice in your head saying “add more SALT, add more PEPPER”.
DON’T TRY IT, it’s from your village people.
They want you to mess things up.”
“Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to unstable”
“My brother Don’t bother reading her chats. She already deleted the suspicious ones before she arrived at your place. Just unblock the blocked numbers and then wait.
Thank me later if you survive the heart attack.”
“The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with the ones who don’t have it.
Kindness costs nothing.”