SIR A-ONE Weaving of Words (Volume 8)


“To my haters, I am like alomo; too bitter
Yet from phase to phase, I am getting bigger”
SIR A-ONE

“Take me to a shrine
Take me to a church
Take to a market square
I will not be scared. But, when you mention COURT; I will apologize because that matter can take 8 years in a Nigeria court. But, justice will not still prevail.”
SIR A-ONE

“I may not be better than anyone, but, I am glad that I am better than my past.”
SIR A-ONE

“If you are waiting for any woman to tell you I LOVE YOU, my brother, you will DIE a bachelor. Go and make it known to anyone you love/like.”
SIR A-ONE

“If s*x was not a global commodity, I would have prefer not to be going to work. Doing it all day long would have become a better option.”
SIR A-ONE

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SIR A-ONE weaving of lines [Volume 1]

“Some persons are so unfaithful like dogs. They cheat on you, and they will still sniff for an alien perfume different from yours.”
SIR A-ONE

“Nothing magnates like success. And nothing push friends away like failure smelling all around someone.”
SIR A-ONE

“The way a woman is s*xed the first time will determine if she would come back again or not. Women love s*xual intercourse the way kids love toys.”
SIR A-ONE

“Trust no one. Not even your very self. Anger and happiness will reveal the other part of you.”
SIR A-ONE

“He who wooed a woman first is not the first to touch her heart. It is the one who introduced his soft rod into her charging port that touches her first.”
SIR A-ONE

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SIR A-ONE’s weaving of WORDS (Volume 2)

“Who is suppose to pay,
The boss or the worker?
Workers work for their bosses.
We deposit our sperm into them and they still want us to pay for services rendered.
What an irony?”
SIR A-ONE

“Women are everywhere.
Men are rare.
Think it twice before you critique.”
SIR A-ONE

“Courage is when you are trekking and you woo a woman who just packed her Murano jeep.”
SIR A-ONE

“Women are around you for many reasons
Some, because you are very good in bed.
Others, the way you praise them.
Women want praises even when they know they are wrong.”
SIR A-ONE

“Any woman is becoming a bone in your throat?
Watch her panties and give yourself one week.
Tell me what happens later.
End of discussion.”
SIR A-ONE

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“Without fame, no fortune in blogging. Believe it or not.”
SIR A-ONE

“Blogging is a long term investment in the fine pot of daily updates.”
SIR A-ONE

“Bloggers command respect like politicians anywhere they go.”
SIR A-ONE

“He who gossips the infidelity of your spouse to you, is equally gossiping yours to other persons.”
SIR A-ONE

“You don’t have many friends at the moment?
Work harder, when money comes; you will be tired of friends.”
SIR A-ONE

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SIR A-ONE weaving of Words (Volume 4)

“Your boyfriend got 2 pairs of shoes, 2 pairs of jeans. You got 35 pairs of shoes, 22 blouses and skirts, 33 pairs of jeans and you’re complaining ‘My boyfriend is stingy’
Between the two of you, who is really greedy and stingy?”
SIR A-ONE

“I don’t woo a woman more than once. Why should I spend my precious time trying; when I know the world is too populated?”
SIR A-ONE

“When a girl says to you
‘You’re not my class”
Watch carefully, she might be saying ‘I’m not up to your standard.”
SIR A-ONE

“I cook up good lines at the literary shrine with ease, than when I am with a feminine figure. They are just bunch of disturbances. Yet, men cannot do without them.”
SIR A-ONE

“Good things don’t really need much advertisement. No wonder I have never seen any woman wearing ‘F*ck me’ before men keep flocking around them.”
SIR A-ONE

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FIVE (5) OBSERVATIONS BEFORE PAYING ANY BLOGGER TO BLOG YOUR WORK BY SIR A-ONE

“When you whistles and a woman turns back, she might be a dog. The name is not necessary, that’s what she is probably telling you.”
SIR A-ONE

“He who reads without ceasing can never lack words to dish out.”
SIR A-ONE

“I have come in contact with many women. I can boldly tell you ‘every woman need(s) good s*x’ ”
SIR A-ONE

“Women can pretend like goats in the midst of tapiokas. They will never ask for s*x, yet they prefer it to government work.”
SIR A-ONE

“Lick a woman’s
Ear
Suck her navel
Suck her br*asts
Kiss her lips passionately
Use ice cubes to romance her stomach and cleavages
And she will attack you for not introducing your soft rod into her charging port.”
SIR A-ONE

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SIR A-ONE weaving of Words (Volume 5)

“You are hardly pissed off by the attitudes of a particular lady during conjugal duty?
Do a lot of foreplay before you insert your soft rod into her charging port.”
SIR A-ONE

“The days are evil. Don’t scared any woman playing with you. Give it to her before its too late to say sorry.”
SIR A-ONE

“A good woman is that woman who would unbutton your shirt; unzip your trousers and plant your soft rod into your vocal cavity. That’s what I call(ed) boldness.”
SIR A-ONE

“I came to this earth to make money. I can’t seem to hear anything you’re saying.”
SIR A-ONE

“Corruption is when a lecturer cannot teach without his note and textbook, but expect you to vomit everything he has taught you for 3-4 months in less than 2-3 hours without consulting the note he gave you and the textbook he prescribed.”
SIR A-ONE

DON’T MISS:

SIR A-ONE weaving of words (Volume 6)

“Don’t tell me I am attacking women. What is Robert Mugabe doing?”
SIR A-ONE

“She said she is on her period cos I wanted to touch… I gave her N10,000 for her transport fare, she screamed ‘come and take everything in me’ Who is now corrupt?”
SIR A-ONE

“Women are like kids. They want action and not excuses.”
SIR A-ONE

“Visit a woman. Let her visit you. Same expenses. They just love drilling holes in our pockets.”
SIR A-ONE

“When you love a woman, don’t allow her to start begging you for anything before you give it to her. Not even s*x.”
SIR A-ONE

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“People keep saying ‘Times are hard in Nigeria”
Yet ATM points are jam packed daily.
I just observed lately that people are withdrawing happiness from ATMs in Nigeria instead of money.”

“No task is too difficult. You just let your lazy bones speak that’s all.
Speak and don’t allow your bones to speak for you.”
SIR A-ONE

“I have been around for too long to quit blogging. If not blogging, keep your mouth shut where I am.”
SIR A-ONE

“Everything is going digital. Even s*x now has e-s*x or phone s*x.”
SIR A-ONE

“I don’t derive any joy is talking down on the feminine figures, I just disdain(ed) their boobs they so much protect. Boobs someone cannot even read like books.”
SIR A-ONE

Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE is a writer & blogger. The CEO of
pengician.com
widestforum.com
&
Pengician Multimedia Concepts duly registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission, Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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