Things Fall Apart at home!
Boy: Daddy, was Goodluck Jonathan a bad President?
Dad: Your father! If he was bad what then shall we say of Buhari?
Don’t get me upset, else you will HATE me for life.
Boy: Why are we not cooking Oghwevwri (Oil Soup) again in this house?
Dad: I can see you’re not a Nigerian. Oil is 3 times the price of fuel.
What’s your problem, young lad?
Boy: Just simple questions and you’re getting offended. May Buhari continues to increase the price of everything in this country.
Dad [Chasing son with broom]
This house will not contain us again!
With this same broom they came to deceive us.
With this same broom I’m chasing you from my existence.
This boy must be an APC member. He will never return to this house again.
© Pengician MMVII