Buhari wants serving NYSC members to suffer! [Diary of a serving NYSC Pengician] by SIR A-ONE

Buhari wants serving NYSC members to suffer!
[Diary of a serving NYSC Pengician]
IMO State, Nigeria

Introduction of Biometrics for CDS & Clearance to receive the peanut monthly allowance of N19,800

Buhari! Buhari! Buhari!
How many times did I call you?

Before resumption, I have spent over thirty-two thousand naira (N32,000) because of your expensive economy and government.
What have we done wrong?
To allow you rule us despite you getting into power by all means_
I went to Inyishi market in Ikeduru local government area of Imo State. Bought kerosene 150 cl (1.5) litter Eva bottle for N750; 10 yards of rope for N450.
I learnt from a friend that same 1.5 litter is N250 in PortHarcourt for locally refined kero.

What the hell is on going in Nigeria?

Is Buhari a curse in this country?

1.5 litter of kerosene that cannot even be managed for 4 days because of the way it evaporates like an opened gas cylinder.

Where the hell is Goodluck Jonathan they said was the worst president ever?

What can one classify Buhari now?
Someone help me out_ I’m out of adjectives.

So the nineteen thousand eight hundred naira for each national youth service corps is his problem?
Biometrics for CDS and Clearance, else, no monthly allowance(s)?

Bring out your calculator let’s get to business:
➡ 2 rubber (custard) of rice N4,400
➡ 150 cl Eva bottle of palm oil N2,250
➡ 150 cl Eva bottle of groundnut oil N1,650
➡ Beans (Cowpea) custard rubber N780
➡ Bathing soap, detergent, body cream, hair cream, paste, brush N2,250
Total •eleven thousand three hundred and thirty naira = (N11,330)

So how much is left with his monthly allowance of N19,800?
Just N8470.
Some corps members are paying N120 to and fro daily. That’s two thousand four hundred naira (N2,400)
Subtract this from the N8,470 (remainder) you will have N6,070.
From this N6,070, he/she will now do subscription, load airtime to call friends and family members.
How much will be left?

I’m not against ‘sanity’ in the country. I’m just against his cluelessness.

He introduced ‘biometrics’. But he didn’t review(ed) the peanut being paid as monthly allowance to serving


NYSC members.
Many employers are not giving accommodation. And thousands of them are not giving a dine for any kind of allowance(s) or stipends, yet, they want corps members to work 8 – 3 pm from Mondays through Fridays.
New States. Some states are states not visited by some corps members.

Can anything be more brutal than this?

What kind of skyrocketing government is this?

If he does not want the serving NYSC members to suffer, he should review the monthly allowance of N19,800 since everything is on the high side.

➡ The thoughts of this persistent skyrocketing govenment sucked sleep from my eyes.
Thank God for the music of the following: Bracket, Timaya, Rayce, Burna Boy, Lordrapz, Temmie Ovwasa, M.I, Babeo Baggins, Drake, Solidstar, Davido, Sarkodie, M.anifest, Bisa Kdei, Rick Ross, Charass, Cynthia Morgan, Sir A-One, Wyclef Jean, Skales, Dotman, Tuti, Chris Brown, Tyga, 2Baba(2Face), Dj Kaywise, Tekno, Falz, Lil Kesh, Ycee, Jamal, Lucious, Maxino, Erigga, Reminisce, Raskimono, Simi, 2Shotz, Selebobo, Ice Prince, Yung6ix, Stonebwoy, Inyanya, DonJazzy, Mc Galaxy, HumbleSmith, R.Kelly, WizKid, Maxi, Kiss Daniel, Yemi Sax, Mr. Olu Maintain, Seyi Shay, Reekado Banks, Boogey, Trey Song, Tiwa Savage, Olamide, Dr Sid, Toby, Shuun Bebe and a host of others that kept me awake till about 5AM.

“My country is in problem
We voted for change
But now it seems change cannot solve it.”
M.I Abaga

Diary of a serving NYSC Pengician


SIR A-ONE is a Nigerian blogger, Pengician, humorist & rapper.

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