I WANT IT HARDER

I WANT IT HARDER

BOY: Am tired.

GIRL: Harder. I want it harder.

BOY: I said I’m tired, please.

GIRL: Please, one more time. 🙏

BOY: Okay. After this time, if I don’t succeed in my JAMB, I will start up a business. I can’t be wasting my time unnecessarily. I’m not growing younger.

GIRL: That’s why I said “read harder” Also pray too. God will do it for us this time.

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What were you thinking?
See how dirty your mind is.
May God help you.

(c) SIR A-ONE 2016

Certified Mugu Comedy (CMC)

Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE is a Pengician/Writer, humourist, researcher & rapper.
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