SEVEN WAYS TO AVOID EARLY MORNING INSULTS
Before you attempt to talk to anyone, please, paste properly to avoid bad mouth odour.
Take your shower before you pay anyone a visit.
Apply roll-on on your armpits.
Never yawn where people are gathered when you have not brush (paste).
Greet people before you make an attempt to strike a conversation.
Avoid early morning visitations.
If you must do, make it brief as brief illness.
Take your time to choose the words/phrases you spit out early in the morning. You might not know the aftermath of such utterances.
As written by SIR A-ONE