- Mountain Everest is the tallest mountain
Bunch of lies.
Mauna Kea Mountain in the Hawaiian Island is 230m taller. It is 4301m above water and 4877m underwater!
Everest is only 8848m while Mauna Kea Mountain is 9078m in and out of water.
- The patient dog eats the fattest bone
This is one lie we all believed from generation to generation.
Where is it documented that dogs don’t eat flesh? Have you attempted giving your dog well cooked piece of flesh?
After the fastest dog might have been through with the duties of savouring the flesh from that chunk and disposing the bone, the crude lie you have been made to believe now come to play in your mental faculty.
- All disappointments are blessings
This lie is from the gutters of Hell.
Some disappointments are blessings in disguise, no doubt about that, but not all disappointments are blessings.
If not, we all would have been praying for daily disappointments as they are blessings.
- Don’t bite the finger that feeds you
Wait a minute. If the finger feeding you at the moment is feeding you with poisonous substance(s) and you know it, will you rather bite that wicked finger and spit out that rubbish from your mouth? or just wait for death and not biting?
- Love everyone and accommodate their excesses
What a big fat lie.
You can never love everyone and simply accommodate their excesses.
Some persons are just bones in the throat, such persons must be distanced if one deserves a better existence in life.
- Stick to the girl you deflowered
If you succeed in deflowering 20 girls in the journey of life, you should keep all of them?
Stinginess at its peak. There is no way you can get married to all of them. And you can never stick to the girl you disvirgined to infinity except for rare cases.
(c) SIR A-ONE 2016
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