5 LIES LADIES/GIRLS WILL ALWAYS TELL by SIR A-ONE

5 LIES LADIES/GIRLS WILL ALWAYS TELL
by
SIR A-ONE

1. They will always bombard you with fake birthdays
Sometimes I wonder why they cannot be truthful about their real age. Either they would want you to believe they are younger than you are, or probably want to give you a different birthday so that you will not clash with another man when they are celebrating.

2. My monthly cycle is not constant
And then, Must you tell me?
Oh! You feel you have missed your period, please, kindly tell the Lecturer to come and take the class.
But on a very serious note I know some monthly injuries of ladies are not usually constant.

3. I don’t have a man
Shhh! Just shut the F up. Are you a demon to say you have no man?
Even demons have suitors. Don’t decieve me.
My bear/goatee is not superglued.
Very natural, dear.
Don’t play with my intellect.

4. I’m broke
Liar!
You’re not a worker and you are saying you’re broke.
Are you as broke as NIGERIA?

5. I think my ex is after me
Hey! Be careful.
Be focus. Why are you so confused like Buhari?
Must you blame your ex like the way Buhari is blaming Goodluck?

√ This piece is not meant to insult or diss any group or individual. It is for comic relief!

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